KENYA: Pay Attention 'Team Mafisi' This is How a Good Pancake Can Land You a Date With the Lovely Songstress Vivian
24 June 2016
It’s hard to imagine that a stunning beauty such as Teren Teren songstress Vivian is having a hard time finding a good man to settle down with.
The artist shocked many recently when she put herself out there posting an extensive letter to her ‘future husband’ saying she’s tired of playing ‘hide and seek’.
The letter also contained some of the various qualities which she would love her future man to have which most importantly is that he needs to know how to make good pancakes.
Now for all you good pancake makers out there, you may have that one quality locked down but Vivan still expects more from you.
Check out what she wrote;
Dear Future Husband,
I’m getting real tired of this hide and seek game, I think it’s about time you find me.
Here is a few things you got to know if you want to be my one and only in my life.
First you must be able to make pancakes. This is not negotiable. I love pancakes.
Second you must be good in hugs. I love hugs.
Third you can’t shrub the word “beautiful” as you will be using that word a lot telling me how beautiful I am every morning.
Words like “I’m sorry” must come naturally to you, you will be using them a lot after we fight.
Fifth you must be ready to laugh at my jokes, whether funny or dry.
Away from the crazy rules, please Find God, Find Yourself then come find me.
You don’t have to drive any BMW or Mercedez to be handsome. I just need a God fearing man. That’s what I find handsome. You don’t have to be rich, a kind heart is more than enough for me. You must promise to give me full attention, respect and honour.
I want to fall in love with you from the moment I see you. I want to see in you every hope, every desire and every dream I have ever had of my soul mate.
I want to fall in love with everything about you from how you sip your coffee to the way you crinkle your nose. I want to go on long drives and long walks with you and just spend hours talking endlessly.
I want to cook for you and pamper you like a baby. I want to read out poems to you and dance to my songs for you. I want to share all my dreams and fantasies with you and promise to stand right next to you during good and bad days.
I want to grow old with you so that we can tell our love story to our grandchildren. I want us to be spiritually and emotionally connected to each other’s souls till eternity and beyond.
I am living this dream and waiting to meet you. I know God is preparing you for me. Please hurry up, I am tired of being hurt by the wrong ones.
Your Future wife Vivian
Well there you have, all the insight you need to get on to the lovely Vivian’s good graces and perhaps even be her proverbial ‘one’.
So go out there fellas and remember don’t just ask her out on a date, ask her if you can make her pancakes. Good luck!