NEVER MISS A MOMENT: One Simple Trick That Will Help All The Single Souls Out There Get Their Perfect Match!

Know that one person whose been single for so long that you doubt their sexuality? In fact, the last time you saw him hold a girl, it was his younger sister and she's all married now! He's been single for so long, his dry spells soon may turn to drought! Funny thing is that he tries to fish girls all over social media with his terrible pick up lines and 'smooth game'; he's been single for so long, that he has become good at remaining single! We all know that one person and now Safaricom is out to help this Forver Single Sammy.

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Now, Forever single Sammy no matter how many times he fails, at the back of his mind knows that one day his same old tricks will yield a catch so big his friends will be frozen in awe! Hence Safaricom is out to help them with its uber fast internet speeds and affordable rates. With Safaricom, Forever Single Sam may continue to fish online and without ever worrying about running out of data before his pick up lines finally 'pick up'. He never has to miss a moment!

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If you could make your relationship status a profile pic you would. It’s not that you are desperate, you’re just an ambitious romantic and social media is love’s playground. The fact that you have been blocked more times than you’ve got friend requests, is merely life guiding you to that perfect match.

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